There is a breakfast included as part of the service, but it is continental; grab a Ryvita and fuck off

—Josie, Fresh Meat

shitispentmyloanon:

This is how it’s gunna go down.

shitispentmyloanon:

This is how it’s gunna go down.

8 Bit Back to the Future
(via 9GAG)

8 Bit Back to the Future

(via 9GAG)

‘You are never dedicated to something you have complete confidence in. No one is fanatically shouting that the sun is going to rise tomorrow. They know it’s going to rise tomorrow. When people are fanatically dedicated to political or religious faiths or any other kinds of dogmas or goals, it’s always because these dogmas or goals are in doubt.’

Robert M Pirsig

Science vs Religion

Science vs Religion

(Source: reddit.com)

When it comes to playlists, you can’t please everyone. The best you can hope for is to piss everyone off equally.

—Me, on how to create a playlist for a party.

Know What’s Crazy? The Postal Service.

knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:

This includes shipping services like FedEx and UPS. The idea we can pay to send a piece of paper (inside another piece of paper) or a package anywhere on earth blows my mind.

Next-day shipping? How the fuck do they do that shit? You’re gonna take this box from California and bring it to some crazy rural place in the upstate New York sticks by this time tomorrow? Yeah fucking right.

Insanity, all of it.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY